Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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