How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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