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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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