I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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