You're so nebulous sometimes
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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