Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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