Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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