How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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