I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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