shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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