so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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