..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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