so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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