So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
