Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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