She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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