He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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