And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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