You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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