Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN