We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.