My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
19 Unhappily Married People Confess The Red Flags They Ignored
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
These 23 People Destroyed Their Entire Lives In An Instant
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real