everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal