are you so shy because you have an std?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i now understand why vodka
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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