thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think we might need a safe word for this...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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