she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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