I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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