plz talk dirty to me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I fill condoms, not promises.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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