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i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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