38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
sex in a hospital.. check
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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