did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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