I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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