In the future we'll all be gay
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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