I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
So apparently I’m into choking now
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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