And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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