sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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