If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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