And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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