She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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