You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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