I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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