He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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