Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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