WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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