Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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