brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Me. At least after what I've been through.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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