we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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