Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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