So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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