He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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