just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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