I don't think brook has ever known best
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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