i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
