You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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