i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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