no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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