im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
a search helicopter?!
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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